CAPTION THIS Gay Sex GIF Picture

If I had to caption this gay sex GIF picture, it would be…



THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN A GUY HAS TO TURN IN HIS MAN CARD.


Seriously, though. What the fuck is this mother fucker doing? Was he just sitting there thinking, “Uh…penis in the room…what do I do…Let me swat at it…maybe it’ll go away…”

Maybe there was a bee on it, and he was trying to save his friend’s life? Bee stings are hardly unbecoming, especially on one’s penis. If so, then he is a formidable friend.

Maybe they ARE just friends? Maybe they played sports or something in high school and are a little too comfortable around each other naked. But that is me giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Either way it goes, this is a clear violation of man code, section 14, rule 5.1.1A: “Thou Shan’t unnecessarily Swat at another man’s penis.”

I’m as gay as a kite, and I’m sure I would NOT be obliged if someone just flung at my dong like this. Maybe if, instead of flinging at it, he took it, and moved the skin up and down…that would be different. That’s more acceptable.

But swatting at it? That’s completely inhumane. Shit like that hurts. I would steal his man card and turn it in for him, just as sure as I’m typing these words right now.

Maybe I’m overreacting. If someone with a body like that even wanted to come close to my body, let ALONE touch my penis, I can’t REALLY say I’d complain, or stop them. But that’s me, as shallow and self-conscious as I am.

So the question remains: How would you caption this gay sex GIF picture?

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  • http://twitter.com/JoRgEg69 Jorge Garcia-Solorio

    I have actually seen the scene for this. If I find it, I can send it to you.

    • gaypornfanatic

      Is it a Corbin Fischer scene? Looks like it.

  • Anonymous

    That’s really funny and bizarre at the same time…

    • gaypornfanatic

      haha. I agree! Like, who swats at another man’s penis?
      How would you caption the pic?

  • knitmeabeard

    Russia has cloned a man with both the gay gene and come cat genes

    • gaypornfanatic

      I’m gonna buy me one and give it to all my friends for Christmas.