USA Olympic Gymnast John Orozco

John Orozco is like the baby of the USA Men’s Gymnastics team, Or at least has the babyface.


If anything, there’s no denying that gymnast John Orozco is certainly the most adorable member of the USA Men’s Gymnastics team.
…except when he’s making faces like this.
John Orozco | 2012 London Olympics

Good ol’ Athletic face. I can’t tell if he has to fart, take a shit, or if he’s taking a really big dick up his ass. Or just trying to land a tumbling sequence on the vault. Or all 4 at the same time.

But then, he makes up for it. When he’s not competing, and isn’t serving me a ton of Athletic face realness, he smiles rather nicely. Look at those pearly whites.

John Orozco Smiling | 2012 London Olympics

John Orozco, flashing his pearly whites.

But I like him the most when he’s in this position:

John Orozco doing the splits

John Orozco doing the splits. Total bottom.

Doing the splits, trying to make their ass look all fuckable, like any hungry gymnastics boy bottom would. And he does succeed there. You tops don’t act like you wouldn’t want to top that…in that very position.

John, who was born in the Bronx, has a few nicknames: Secret Ninja, Sninja, Kung Fu Panda, and The Fighter. But I feel like he needs one more to add to that list: FLEXBOTTOM.

At this point I’ll digress.
If John were gay, would you do him?

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